Now don’t get me wrong irritable bowel syndrome is no laughing matter but 5-7 days out of the week the same toilet is overflowing with murky water filled with fecal matter and toilet paper, so I think this is an adequate response.
Someone is definitely not dating material.
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Do you want to know where I was when osama was declared dead?
I was pooping.
(Source: eggshellforbones)
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Warning: This post mentions poop.
There are people in this world who refuse to acknowledge the fact that females poop.
Those people are idiots.
EVERYBODY POOPS. Oprah poops. The Queen of England poops. Jesus pooped.
It’s actually great that everyone poops. If someone is making you feel bad about yourself, just remember that this person is no better than you because you both poop. We are all equal because we all have smelly stuff coming out of our rear ends.
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